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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Knight's Year of Reading: How LucasArts and BioWare Made More Money Off Of Me

Didn't read as many books as I should've this year, but most of them were definitely quality...and most of them were by Matthew Stover. Don't think I need to go back over just how much I love that guy's books, what they mean to me, etc. Again, I'll say say this: I read SHATTERPOINT and REVENGE OF THE SITH and they inspired me to write two novels (280,000 words total). That's how much.

S'why I'm glad I got the opportunity to read three great books by the Grandmaster this year, and some other great books that I'd happily recommend to anyone. There were a few stinkers, but I'll get to those.

DRAGON AGE: THE STOLEN THRONE
by David Gaider
(3/5 Stars)

Most of the beginning of this year was spent dealing with the aftershocks of BioWare's two major releases, DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS and MASS EFFECT 2. I thoroughly enjoyed ME2, but DA:O might as well have been a religious experience for me, because I could not get enough of it. My way of dealing with all the excitement I was feeling was to buy Lead Writer of DA:O David Gaider's prequel novel, THE STOLEN THRONE.

Buch and I both read this book at the same time, and we were both pleasantly surprised. The lore was greatly expanded upon, Ferelden got a backstory worthy of retelling, and just brought a lot of things together, particularly in the way of Loghain and Maric's relationship. There were some great scenes, but A LOT of battles, some of them tedious to get through. But this was a great book. Can't quite recommend it to anyone who isn't a fan of DA, but there ya go.


STAR WARS: TRAITOR
by Matthew Stover
(5/5 Stars)

I had put off reading this one since it's technically the thirteenth book in a the NEW JEDI ORDER series. I felt some obligation to read the other books, but I'm glad I finally talked myself into picking it up. Wow. This isn't so much a Star Wars novel than it is an experience. Jacen Solo's trials in the Embrace of Pain are some of the most chilling scenes I've read in a book. Not only that, but it posed a few philosophical questions that really just rocked my universe.

I really recommend this book. Yes, it's the thirteenth book in a series, but there are only a few things that might make you scratch your head if you're not familiar with the timeline. This story is worth dealing those brief moments of bewilderment.


STAR WARS: LUKE SKYWALKER AND THE SHADOWS OF MINDOR
by MATTHEW STOVER
(5/5 Stars)

Every time I read a Stover book, there's that moment afterward where I just feel like he's written my favorite book. This is a book where Stover really takes advantage of that blank slate in the post-OT canon between RETURN OF THE JEDI and HEIR TO THE EMPIRE and exploits it for all its worth. It revolves around the Battle of Mindor, the incident that persuaded Luke to resign his title as General. Let me tell you, he did have his reasons.

This is one of the first books that really does its part in referencing the Prequel Trilogy, making the timeline more cohesive, bringing many threads together. Not only that, but Stover really celebrates what made the OT great, giving his own point of view on the nature of myths themselves along the way. This is one of my favorite books, if not my current favorite, specifically because there are so many layers to peel back here and examine.

People might be thrown off by the cheesy dialogue/narrative through the first part of the book, but...you know...that's Star Wars, and Stover does all he can to show you what you've been missing. Fraking love this book. Praying for a sequel.


STAR WARS: HEIR TO THE EMPIRE
by Timothy Zahn
(4/5 Stars)

The importance of the Thrawn Trilogy can't be understated. Zahn's books essentially created the Expanded Universe and guided the direction where these stories would continue on in the two decades since its publication. I'm not overhyping it, either. These are quality books. All of your favorite from the Original Trilogy are here, and they are perfectly characterized. And the adventure is true Star Wars.

Not to mention Thrawn, who is probably one of the best villains ever, in any medium. The reason I can't give this book 5 stars is because...well...you cannot read this book without reading the other two. You just can't. Look at this as 1/3rd of a bigger book, because that's essentially what it is.


STAR WARS: DARK FORCE RISING
by Timothy Zahn
(4/5 Stars)

Again...wow. This is a great story, and it continues on very well here, with a lot of twists and turns along the way. There's not much I can say without spoiling the story, but this continues the story of Luke and the Gang as they try and outmaneuver and outwit Grand Admiral Thrawn, and this is not an easy task. Great sequel but, once again, this is the second part of a larger story. THE LAST COMMAND is the last book, but I'm still making my way through it currently. Hopefully, I'll have it read soon!


THE BLACK PRISM
by Brent Weeks
(2/5 Stars)

Brent Weeks is a great person, and a great writer when he wants to be. It just really seems like he cranked this out really quickly, though, because it doesn't have the polish or depth that a fantasy novel of this size should. People who have read his NIGHT ANGEL TRILOGY will notice similarities in characterization, dialogue, and even story.

He's mentioned GRRM's books several times as his inspiration, and it definitely seems as though Mr. Weeks is trying to emulate him in terms of scope, multiple POVs, and really just being a dick to his characters. But Brent really shines when he sticks to one character, which is why I loved THE WAY OF SHADOWS as much as I did. When he tries introducing so many characters, so many bits of information, and so many conflicts at once...he loses me, and he lost me big time here. Don't think I'll be buying the second book in this series, unfortunately.


TEST OF METAL: A PLANESWALKER NOVEL
by Matthew Stover
(5/5 Stars)

After giving THE BLACK PRISM a try and not really caring for it, I almost thought there was something wrong with me. I thought maybe there was something about the fantasy genre that just wasn't gelling with me anymore. That instantly changed when I started reading this book. It reminded me why I've been sticking with this genre for so long, and why I'm glad that I have.

I didn't know anything about M:TG lore when I started reading this, but you really don't have to. I was very rarely lost, but you do benefit from knowing some of the events that occurred in the previous book, AGENTS OF ARTIFICE. Still, ToM is a fantastic, mind-bending read. Stover handles the concept of a multiverse with all the subtlety of an astrophysics professor on crack, mercilessly introducing you to concepts that will make your head hurt for long periods of time afterward. Don't even get me started on the fight scene that takes you forward, backward, and SIDEWAYS through time. God...

I'm going to have to fiercely recommend this book to anyone who likes to be mentally stimulated. You might just learn a few things about life, the universe, and everything in the process.


OLD MAN'S WAR
by John Scalzi
(4/5 Stars)

This is the best science fiction novel that I've read in a very long time. Deep, yet subtle. Grand, yet simplistic in its presentation. Scalzi tells the story of John Perry, an elderly man who has just turned 75, and has also just joined the military branch of a mysterious organization. After wandering in ignorance for some time, Perry finds himself with a new, combat-ready body, and in the middle of a horrendous intergalactic conflict.

Scalzi channels the classics of the genre, all the while weaving together a great story that doesn't overstay its welcome. In fact, it seems to check out before dinner is served, which is one of the only detracting factors of this novel; it ends far too quickly, it's almost surprising! I'm currently making my way through the sequel, THE GHOST BRIGADES and loving it. If you haven't given this a try, I really must insist that you do!


That's pretty much it! There are plenty (a ton) of other books that I tried and failed to read this year, but I don't really want to talk about them. Maybe later.

Here's what I'm going to be attempting next year!

-WISE MAN'S FEAR by Patrick Rothfuss

-HIS FATHER'S FIST by Matthew Stover (Still gotta read the rest of the series. Some fan I am.)

-Any other Stover releases afterward.

-THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO by Alexandre Dumas (Seriously, this thing's huge.}

-STAR WARS: THE LAST COMMAND by Timothy Zahn

-THE LAST COLONY by John Scalzi

-SHADOW'S SON by John Sprunk

-THE EYE OF THE WORLD by Robert Jordan

-Any Dragon Age novels that should be released. You know there will be.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

300 new entries to the Thrawn Trilogy


I've been studying his blog, Pallaeon. His weakness appears to be idiotic puns.


In the last few months, me and Knight have been reading Timothy Zahn's trilogy of classic mid-nineties Star Wars sequels - 'Heir to the Empire', 'Dark Force Rising' and 'The Last Command'.

They're absolutely fantastic, not least because of the cast of new characters Zahn introduced - many of whom, such as Mara Jade, have been with the ongoing series ever since he rejuvenated it with these books. The other great new character in this trilogy is the main villain - Grand Admiral Thrawn. In the long, sad history of the Star Wars 'Expanded Universe', this is the one character I am proud to name a 'Star Wars Villian'. The only one who's up there with Darth Vader and the Emperor and Peter Cushing. (Well him and Darth Revan.)

I don't think the actual titles of these books are very good. One could even say they are UNWORTHY of Grand Admiral Thrawn! And also I think the name 'Thrawn' sounds kind of funny - so for a while I've been trying to amuse Knightfall by constantly referring to them by made up names...

Here is a list of 50 better titles for the three individual books of the Thrawn trilogy. And there are so many, you could even get a few sequels out of them! Mr Zahn, you may use them if you wish. I haven't applied for a copyright on any of these.


UPDATE!

Thanks to dedicated support from fellow Thrawn-fans I am proud to announce some extra special Thrawn content!

Thanks to all the suggestions sugestions and my own tireless Thrawning, we now have over THREE HUNDRED bloody Thrawn titles!!

Considering I was hoping to come up with 50, this is really something! Three hundred?!?! Thank you VERY much to everyone who has contributed.

R.A.Eng-what? 's entries are the ones in Thrawn-blue.
Cali's are in Imperial Orange... or something. Orange. Oh crap, some of them are in yellow. I'm not editing them all again. Orange or yellow for Cali.
And Mr Glow is in green!
The contributions from others are in grey like mine, but have the authors' names afterwards in brackets.

  1. Star Wars: Attack of Thrawn
  2. Star Wars: Revenge of Thrawn
  3. Star Wars: The Thrawn Menace
  4. Grand Admiral Thrawn Wore Tennis Shoes
  5. Thrawn's Cocktail
  6. Thrawn To Be Wild
  7. Thrawn In The USA
  8. The Hand of Thrawn Book One: Hardcore Thrawn
  9. The Thrawn Identity
  10. TransThrawners: Revenge of the Thrawn
  11. Bride of Thrawnkenstein
  12. Thrawn of the Dead
  13. Breaking Thrawn
  14. Me So Thrawny
  15. Thrawnton's Delicious Handmade Fudge
  16. Children of the Thrawn
  17. Thrawn Dog
  18. Star Wars: Thrawn on the Cob
  19. Return of Thrawn Green
  20. Advent of Thrawn Michaels
  21. Enter Thrawn Chaney Jr
  22. Rip Thrawn
  23. Introducing Harry Thrawnick Jr
  24. And With a Special Guest Appearance as Lieutenant Worf, Michael Thrawn
  25. Luke Skywalker Versus Deep-Vein Thrawnbosis
  26. The DarksThrawn Chronicles
  27. Thrawn To Kill
  28. Thrawn To Life
  29. Thrawn Together, Thrawn Apart
  30. Thrawn Dusk Till Dawn
  31. Every Rose Has Its Thrawn
  32. Marathrawn Man
  33. Thrawn Dusk Till THRAWN
  34. Dude, Where's My Thrawn?
  35. The Hand of Thrawn Book Two: Brains Over Thrawn
  36. Thrawn Fishin'
  37. Natalie Imbruglia's 'Thrawn'
  38. Thrawn Versus The Volcano
  39. The Nazis: A Thrawning From History
  40. 'Round The Thrawn
  41. The Last UniThrawn
  42. The Stolen Thrawn
  43. Thrawndi, Mardi, Mecredi
  44. The Hand of Thrawn Book Three: Thrawnmower
  45. The Thrawnmower Man
  46. Crunchy King Thrawn
  47. So Dark the Thrawn of Man
  48. The Rise of Napoleon Thrawnaparte
  49. Mongol: The Rise of Genghis Thrawn
  50. Vince Thrawn's Wild West Comedy Show
  51. Nightmare on Thrawn Street (by R.A.Eng-what?)
  52. The Thrawnsporter
  53. Ong-Bak the Thrawn Warrior
  54. Legend of the Thrawn
  55. The Thrawn With the Dragon Tattoo
  56. Diary of a Wimpy Thrawn
  57. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Thrawn
  58. Tropic Thrawn
  59. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Thrawn
  60. ...And Justice for Thrawn
  61. A Clockwork Thrawn
  62. The Chronicles of Thrawn
  63. Monty Python's Life of Thrawn
  64. Indiana Thrawn and the Last Command
  65. Merry Christmas, Grand Admiral Thrawn
  66. Mister Thrawn Studies the Washington Post and Then Goes To Washington
  67. Thrawning Has Broken
  68. All My Thrawns
  69. Pan's Labyrinth (El Laberinto del Thrawno)
  70. Let The Right Thrawn In
  71. On a Pale Thrawn (by R.A.Eng-what?)
  72. Island of the Blue Thrawns
  73. The Left Thrawn of Darkness
  74. The Poisonwood Thrawn
  75. Monty Pythrawn and the Holy Grail (that one is by far my favourite so far)
  76. A Man Rides Thrawn
  77. Queen of the Thrawned
  78. The Queen's Thrawn" (hey it rhymes with "Pawn)
  79. The Chronicles of Thrawnber
  80. English Thrawn the Ages
  81. Thrawning on the Right Side of the Brain
  82. Thrawn the Looking Glass
  83. Interesting Thrawns
  84. The Mists of Thrawnalon (ouch. MZB fans are gonna flog me now)
  85. Life Before Thrawn
  86. The Handmaid's Thrawn
  87. The Edible Thrawn
  88. Castle Thrawn
  89. Thrawnmistress!
  90. Thrawn's Sun
  91. Fear and Loathrawn in Las Vegas
  92. The Curse of Thrawno
  93. So Thrawn, and Thanks for All the Fish
  94. The Thrawn Afternoon of Earth
  95. Lord Thrawn's Bane
  96. Thrawn Gnome
  97. Thrawn of Those Days
  98. How a Yawn, Mr. Thrawn (instead of "How now, brown cow?" Yeah, it's a bit of a stretch. Sorry. I am trying to rhyme where I can!)
  99. The Thrawn Who Stole Christmas
  100. THRAWN WITH THE WIND (Thank you Knightfall for the 100th entry!)
  101. Aphex Thrawn
  102. The Boy With the Thrawn in His Side
  103. Evil Dead: Hail to the Thrawn
  104. Thrawn Russia With Love
  105. Thrawn Vision
  106. I Am the Thrawn and Only
  107. Delicious Chicken-Style Thrawn Pieces
  108. Thrawn: Deadly Discs
  109. Once Upon a Thrawn in a Galaxy Far, Far Away (by JKLinders)
  110. Red Thrawn (by Mr Glow)
  111. The Thrawnicles of Riddick (by Cali)
  112. Thrawn, Baby, Thrawn
  113. A Thrawn Apart
  114. Black Snake Thrawn
  115. Thrawn With a Blastwave
  116. Thrawnlander
  117. The Bride of Thrawn
  118. Thrawn in Africa (this one is my second favourite suggestion)
  119. The King of Thrawnmedy
  120. Thrawn Jeremy
  121. Thrawn Against the Machine (by R.A. Eng-what?)
  122. In Thrawn the Out Door
  123. The Chronicles of Thrawnia
  124. Thrawning Pool
  125. Thrawn of Time
  126. Thrawn Among Strangers
  127. Thrawn to the Wolves
  128. Superthrawn Doomsday
  129. Wheel-Thrawn Pottery
  130. Thrawn Pillow
  131. Thrawn With Dick and Jane
  132. The Lion, the Witch and the Thrawndrobe
  133. Mad Max Beyond Thrawnderdome
  134. Santa Thrawn Conquers the Martians (by studying their art)
  135. The Rise and Fall of Thrawn Free Taa
  136. Hooked on Thrawnics
  137. Thrawning Period
  138. Sun Thrawning
  139. Are You Dave Thrawnman?
  140. Featuring Art Carney as Thrawndan
  141. What is This, Some Kind of Thrawn Game?
  142. When a Child is Thrawn
  143. Good-night, Thrawn-boy
  144. Thrawn of Godzilla
  145. Thrawn, God of Thunder!
  146. Thrawn Lake
  147. Thrawn to Rook Five
  148. Sir, Your ThrawnThrawn Will Freeze Before You Reach the First Marker!
  149. Thrawn in Sixty Seconds
  150. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Thrawn (by R.A.Eng-what?)
  151. Thrawnic and Knuckles
  152. Being Thrawn Malcovich
  153. Doctor Thrawnson's Dictionary of the English Language
  154. World of Thrawncraft
  155. Thrawnny B. Goode
  156. Thrawn Mama Off the Train (by Cali)
  157. Thrawn Adams
  158. Interview With the Thrawnpire
  159. The Twilight Saga: New Thrawn
  160. Pirahna 2: The Thrawning
  161. Raiders of the lost Thrawn
  162. The Maltese Thrawn
  163. Warcraft: Thrawns and Humans
  164. Dr Thrawn
  165. Thrawnfinger
  166. Thrawnderball (hell yes)
  167. You Only Thrawn Twice
  168. On Her Majesty's Secret Thrawn
  169. Live and Let Thrawn
  170. The Thrawn With the Golden Gun
  171. The Thrawn With the Golden Thrawn!
  172. The Thrawn Who Loved Me
  173. Thrawnopussy
  174. The Thrawning Daylights
  175. Tomorrow Never Thrawns
  176. Casino Thrawnayle
  177. Doom II: Thrawn on Earth
  178. The Thrawn Locker
  179. The Great Thrawnsby
  180. One Flew Over the Thrawn's Nest
  181. The Thrawn Who Fell to Earth
  182. Friday the Thrawnteenth
  183. Mission Inthrawnable
  184. Thrawnfellas
  185. Thrawn in My Side
  186. In Thrawn's Country
  187. Thrawn's Hot Sister
  188. Thrawnfire
  189. Thrawn's Pizza
  190. Runaway Thrawn
  191. My Left Thrawn
  192. Catcher in the Thrawn
  193. Rocket Thrawn
  194. Thrawn on the Fourth of July
  195. Thrawn Bon Jovi
  196. Super Smash Thrawners
  197. G.I. Thrawn
  198. Thrawnsmack
  199. Thrawn's Addiction
  200. Thrawnout: A Post-Empire Roleplaying Game
  201. Thrawno for Pyros
  202. Camp Thrawny
  203. Nine Inch Thrawns
  204. Thrawngarden
  205. Thrawny Cash
  206. Thrawn Rambo
  207. Rocky Thrawnboa
  208. Thrawn Story 3
  209. FrogsThrawn
  210. Full Thrawntal
  211. Thrawntispiece
  212. Praying Thrawntis
  213. Cali... where the hell was "Thrawntum of Solace"?
  214. Requiem for a Thrawn (by lieden)
  215. Thrawn Goes to Jail (by Cali)
  216. Thrawn Goes to Camp
  217. Saturday Night Thrawn
  218. Blade Thrawner
  219. You're the Thrawn That I Want
  220. Thrawny Nut Loops
  221. Bill's New Thrawn
  222. Judy Blume's SuperThrawn
  223. Thrawn Hell
  224. Whose Thrawn is it Anyway?
  225. The Young Thrawns
  226. Pallaeon and Thrawn's Excellent Adventure
  227. Sweet Grand Admiral Thrawn's Baddasssss Song
  228. 228 Thrawns Later
  229. Death of a Salesthrawn
  230. Good Thrawns For People Who Love Bad Thrawns (by Cali)
  231. Horton Hears a Thrawn
  232. Nil By Thrawn
  233. A Boy and His Thrawn
  234. The Gospel of Thrawn
  235. Appetite for Thrawnstruction
  236. Thrawn Sreet
  237. The Boondock Thrawns
  238. Thrawns at Work
  239. Loony Thrawns
  240. Thrawn and Stimpy
  241. Deep Thrawn
  242. Tiny Thrawn Adventures
  243. AniThrawniacs
  244. Thrawnazoid
  245. Pinky, Are You Thrawndering What I'm Thrawndering?
  246. And Then Grand Admiral Thrawn Wept... Because There Were No More Worlds to Thrawnquer
  247. Thawnsters Vs. Aliens
  248. Jay and Grand Admiral Thrawn Strike Back
  249. Thrawn Eyre
  250. Thrawnheit 451
  251. Thrawnza Motorsport 3
  252. Featuring Henry Winkler as the Thrawnz
  253. Thrawn and Mindy
  254. Thrawnkie and Johnny
  255. How to Have Thrawn Like a Thrawnstar
  256. Thrawn Carvallo's Putting Challenge
  257. Event HorizThrawn
  258. Mortal Thrawnbat
  259. Blue Thrawnday
  260. Back to the Thrawnture, part Thrawn
  261. Thrawns in the Outfield
  262. Thrawndice
  263. Alien Resurrects Thrawn
  264. Thrawn-Claude Van Damme
  265. Jean-Thrawn Van Damme
  266. Jean-Claude Van Thrawn
  267. Thrawn-Thrawn Thrawn Thrawn
  268. Troopers! I Just Recieved New Thrawnders
  269. Al-Thrawn Wake (by Mr Glow)
  270. Robin Hood: Men in Thrawns
  271. SpaceThrawns
  272. Thrawnfall
  273. Thrawnout: New Vegas
  274. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Thrawn (another favourite of mine there)
  275. King Thrawn
  276. A Midsummer Night's Thrawn
  277. Sam and Max: Beyond Thrawn and Space
  278. Spider-Thrawn (captures Rebels, just like flies!)
  279. Thrawny Wiseau's 'The Room' (Oh hai, Grand Admiral Thrawn!)
  280. Star Wars: Knights of the Thrawn Republic
  281. Star Wars: Knights of the Thrawn Republic II: The Sith Thrawns
  282. Thrawn Effect
  283. Thrawn Effect 2: Fight for the Thrawn
  284. The Thrawnfather
  285. Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Thrawn
  286. Thrawnout: New Taris (by Cali)
  287. The Thrawn Red Line
  288. Tea With Thrawnsolini
  289. The Alan Thrawnsons Project
  290. Thrawn's World
  291. Bothers in Thrawns
  292. ThrawnWee's Big Adventure
  293. I Got This Blaster at the Thrawn Shop
  294. Thrawns and Generals
  295. The Elder Scrolls III: Thrawnowind
  296. Mystery Science Theater Thrawn-thousand
  297. Thrawndog Millionaire
  298. Thrawn-Hundred
  299. Hidden Thrawntress
  300. Thrawn Torino
  301. The Many Faces of Thrawn
  302. The Omega Thrawn (by Mr Glow)
  303. Thrawn Dies At The End (My new favourite there)
  304. Horatio Thrawnblower
  305. The Fair Thrawn With Golden Locks
  306. The Maltese Thrawncon
  307. The Dresden Thrawns
  308. The Acts of Thrawn
  309. Halo: The Thrawn of Reach
  310. Thrawn Carter of Mars
  311. EraThrawn
  312. The Thrawn Machine
  313. The Man Who Was Thrawn
  314. Thrawn Shrugged
  315. Jesus Thrawn Superstar
  316. Don't Be A Thrawn to South Central While You're Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (by Knightfall1138)



Do YOU know any words that rhyme - even slightly - with 'Thrawn'? Can you make a film or book title funny by replacing a noun with 'Thrawn'? If so, we want to hear from you!

I have EVERY faith we can make it to 1000 titles!


Thrawn.